If you’re looking for the perfect vacation destination, look no further than Wadiya. Travel is easy, with regular arrivals of hi-jacked airliners. Alternatively, just hike near our borders (or if you’re a Victoria’s Secret model go to a nightclub in Miami) and we’ll do the rest. Once here, Wadiya is filled with glorious tourist attractions:
Wadiyan State Zoo
Many dozens of endangered species can be found caged at the Wadiyan National Zoo, including pandas, white tigers, and Amnesty International officials. You may even be lucky enough to see the Supreme Leader himself drop by to shoot an elephant. Also home to the world’s largest collection of deadly sharks, at feeding time you can throw them fish, seal meat, and foreign journalists.
Wadiyan Science Museum
Come stand in awe at the many breathtaking scientific discoveries Aladeen has made for his beloved people of Wadiya. See exhibits on such topics as Aladeen’s creation of a swine flu vaccine and his discovery of aerosol cheese. Watch a film about Aladeen’s historic invention of the time machine, which he used to travel backwards in time and re-invent the light bulb. In the interactive laboratory wing of the museum, a prize of $100,000 is offered to any visitor who can successfully enrich uranium.
Wadiyan Registry of Historic Sites
Be sure to visit one of the many sites on Wadiya’s National Historic Register and see how the Supreme Leader is modernizing and improving them for the Wadiya of today. Take a trip to the one remaining Great Tribal Pyramid of Wadiya. People have speculated for centuries that these were burial sites for the Qalatani people - Aladeen can now state conclusively that that is the case. Visit the 3000 year old Statue of the Golden Fertility Goddess, which due to a thunderous public outcry, has now been re-cast in the image of our Supreme Leader.
National Parliament Building
Wadiya takes pride in its option and transparent government. Since Aladeen came to power, the perfect state of our nation has rendered political debate superfluous. Which means you can visit this cavernous empty chamber on any day. What so called Western democracy can say that?
Sandland Theme Park and National Museum of Sand
How many different types of sand are there in Wadiya? Four. And you can see samples of each at Wadiya’s Museum of Sand. Do not be fooled by Western lies which claim this theme park and museum is “ just a fence around a portion of desert.”
Wadiyan Museum of Tolerance
Open daily from 9 to 5. Women, Jews, and disabled not allowed.