ATTENTION COLLEGE CITIZENS!

General Aladeen has commanded that THE DICTATOR College Bus Tour hit the road on Tuesday, May 1st!

THE DICTATOR Bus will be visiting the following 11 college campuses between Tuesday, May 1st and Friday, May 18th:

5/1 – University of California, Los Angeles, Wilson Plaza, 1:00pm – 5:00pm

5/2 – San Diego State University, Az Turnaround (Next to Viejas Arena), 11:00am – 3:00pm

5/3 – Arizona State University, Mill Avenue District, 1:00pm – 5:00pm

5/4 – University of Arizona, Main Gate Square, 1:00pm – 5:00pm

5/7 – University of Texas, Austin, University Co-op, 1:00pm – 5:00pm

5/9 – University of Arkansas, Hog Haus Brewing Company, 1:00pm – 5:00pm

5/10 – University of Oklahoma, Campus Corner/O’Connells, 2:00pm – 6:00pm

5/11 – Kansas Sate University, Aggieville, 1:00pm – 5:00pm

5/14 – University of Colorado Boulder, Pleasant St. and Mackey Dr. – 12:00pm – 4:00pm

5/16 – University of Las Vegas, Student Union Courtyard, 1:00pm – 5:00pm

5/17 – University of California, Irvine, 1:00pm – 5:00pm

It is General Aladeen’s supreme command that you visit Wadiya by coming aboard his bus for an interactive cultural experience.

The Dictator’s personal bus will include such exciting activities as a photo opportunity in the beautiful Wadiyan desert, a chance to try out his new iPad app, anti-democracy petitions to sign, travel brochures to share with your friends for spring break ideas, beautiful Virgin Guards for sale, and Wadiyan delicacies such as Camel Toe Pâté to enjoy. Visitors will also have the opportunity to purchase tickets to General Aladeen’s upcoming film THE DICTATOR.

His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen commands your presence because he can. Because he’s THE DICTATOR!