The Dictator - Opening Scene

 

The Dictator - Trailer 2

 

The Dictator - Official Trailer

 

Aladeen secures sex-activity with his second of the Clinton family. Just Chelsea now remaining.

Aladeen referees the sudoku competition at last year's International Alliance of Constitutional Dictatorships annual retreat at Sandals Antigua.

Kim Jong-il and his Chief of Staff visit the Wadiyan Presidential Palace in 2009 to borrow Aladeen's Dyson.

Hugo Chavez tells his people that The Girl with the Aladeen Tattoo by Aladeen is the best book he has ever had read to him.

Aladeen makes a mockery of Western sanctions by personally supplying American snacks to the Iranian regime.

Aladeen proudly shows Kim Jong-il the plans for his personal Wadiyan desert ski resort which will cost $300 billion and use over 8 trillion bottles of Fiji Water per year to make the necessary snow.

General Aladeen

His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen

Birth

Supreme Leader Aladeen gave a great gift to the world when he decided to be born. He was seventh son of the glorious Wadiyan President-For-Life Omar Aladeen. His mother was an Air France stewardess who tragically died of an oxygen underdose shortly after Aladeen's birth in 1982 – this fact means he is now 30 years old. Any photos you may have seen of Aladeen as a child in the mid-70s, including a great one of him at the premiere of Saturday Night Fever, were doctored by the corrupt Zionist Western media. Read More >>

Childhood

Aladeen's childhood was filled with tragedy; all six of his older brothers met with the most accidental of deaths. The eldest slipped on Aladeen's Hot Wheels cars and fell down the stairs while babysitting Aladeen. Another brother fell and impaled himself through the eye on Aladeen's "Action Jackson" action figure -- again while babysitting. Another was murdered at age 12 by General Motors when his Pontiac Trans Am put itself in drive and ran him over. Tragically, Aladeen's remaining three brothers perished in a typical suicide pact by simultaneously shooting themselves in the back multiple times with automatic rifles. Read More >>

Rise to Power

When Aladeen was just a child, his father Omar died in a tragic hunting accident when he was hit by 97 stray bullets and a stray grenade. Shortly afterwards, Omar's Chief Advisor suggested that Aladeen should be officially declared the successor. The supremely-humble Aladeen responded by accepting the position. He then shot Chief Advisor for challenging the rule of his father. Aladeen righteously declared his father Eternal President of the Republic and called for free elections to determine who would serve as Vice-President under his dead father. Read More >>

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