Invest in Wadiya
Instead of pouring your hard earned, won or stolen money into Zionist run western stock markets, why not make a more educated, reasonable, anti-semitic decision and invest in Wadiya? Under the brilliant stewardship of Supreme CEO Aladeen, our state-run economy last year gave a 9000% return to such venerated individuals and corporations as BP, Beltran-Leyva Financial Holdings LLC and Donald Trump. Their money and blood diamonds found their way into such enterprises as:
Wadiya boasts of over 400,000 square miles of unspoiled desert ready to be spoiled with whatever landfill needs you may have. We will take the stuff the other countries turn away; chemical waste, spent nuclear fuel, genocide victims you name it, we will bury it.
We have all the space and targets necessary to test any weapons yet constructed whether you simply want to try out a high velocity sniper rifle on marketplace shoppers from a rooftop in our capital city, or carpet bomb an entire town in the north of the country from a 4 engined Tupolev T-160, we can help.
In the modern age, staff training is essential to an organization's efficiency. Where better to host an intensive residential course than Wadiya? We boast purpose built, state-of-the-art facilities, including adjustable height non-slip monkey bars, life-sized fully-stabbable effigies on ropes (inc. all current G8 leaders) and an in house video production and editing suite so you can make a video to take home with you. Testimonies available from satisfied clients such as The Taliban, The IRA and Pottery Barn.
Are you an international leader with a 'reputation' who needs to 'retire' somewhere, but doesn't fancy The Hague? Then Wadiya is the perfect place. We have everything you need a large selection of reasonably priced walled compounds, a range of 'off-the-peg' new identities and extradition treaties with no other countries on the planet. We can even source your favorite foods - German, Yugoslavian or Chilean, for example and arrange for you to carry out small-scale atrocities to remind you of the good old days.