Anniversary of Omar Aladeen's death:

Everyone will spontaneously start weeping for 16 hours starting at 7:00 AM

Ribbon-cutting ceremony:

Ribbon-cutting ceremony for Aladeen Beach, a section of coastline that has been carved into the outline of Aladeen's face

UN INSPECTIONS:

MAKE SURE YOU HAVE MEMORIZED YOUR LINES AND STICK TO THE SCRIPT OR ELSE

The Wadiyan Spring Games:

This time around, Aladeen seeks to win an unprecedented 200% of all the gold medals.

The Wadiyan Spring Games:

The Wadiyan Spring Games:

The Wadiyan Spring Games:

The Wadiyan Spring Games:

The Wadiyan Spring Games:

The Wadiyan Spring Games:

Aladeen's Birthday:

Theme TBD, but you get the point by now. Just send presents. When choosing gifts, remember: it's the price that counts.

The Pussycat Dolls:

The Pussycat Dolls mud-wrestle for Aladeen's amusement

Release date of The Dictator:

A horribly biased Western film detailing the exploits of General Colonel Aladeen with no respect for how he specifically requested to be portrayed. Whatever you do, do not see this film.