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April 2012
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Anniversary of Omar Aladeen's death:Everyone will spontaneously start weeping for 16 hours starting at 7:00 AM |
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Ribbon-cutting ceremony:Ribbon-cutting ceremony for Aladeen Beach, a section of coastline that has been carved into the outline of Aladeen's face |
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UN INSPECTIONS:MAKE SURE YOU HAVE MEMORIZED YOUR LINES AND STICK TO THE SCRIPT OR ELSE |
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The Wadiyan Spring Games:This time around, Aladeen seeks to win an unprecedented 200% of all the gold medals. |
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May 2012
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Aladeen's Birthday:Theme TBD, but you get the point by now. Just send presents. When choosing gifts, remember: it's the price that counts. |
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The Pussycat Dolls:The Pussycat Dolls mud-wrestle for Aladeen's amusement |
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Release date of The Dictator:A horribly biased Western film detailing the exploits of General Colonel Aladeen with no respect for how he specifically requested to be portrayed. Whatever you do, do not see this film. |
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